Joburg’s live-tweeting badger: 10 favourite tweets

badger Joburg’s live tweeting badger: 10 favourite tweets

He’s only been tweeting for over a month but BG, Joburg’s tweeting honey badger, has more than 9 000 followers with a klout score of 63.

Not bad for a little guy with thumb issues.

Here’s our selection from his most popular tweets to date:

Will and Kate just made a royal baby. I just made a royal mess. #diggingparty #RoyalBaby

— Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 23, 2013

So badass the SA National Defense Force named an armoured personnel carrier after me. #ratel #bulletproof — Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 21, 2013

I want one http://t.co/gviMwllJBi — Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 11, 2013

tiger onsie Joburg’s live tweeting badger: 10 favourite tweets

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Have you heard that joke about my neighbours? (Gonna tell you anyway) How do porcupines mate? Veeeeeeeery carefully #hehe

— Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 23, 2013

I just got into a staring contest with my neighbour the wild cat. Don’t ever do it. #WhyCatsDon’tBlink #dryeyes

— Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 22, 2013

So my porcupine neighbour doesn’t eat meat. Claims for personal reasons. Dude, I know you only have 2 teeth.

— Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 9, 2013

 

If you hold a kangaroo’s tail off the ground, it can’t hop. Kinda makes me wanna try it. #naughtybadger

— Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 13, 2013

An ostrich’s muscular legs give them a kick powerful enough to kill lions. A bit like you at Loftus in 2009, eh @mornesteyn?

— Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 4, 2013

@justinbieber Like badger, badger, badger OOooh. #remixsuggestion

— Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) July 1, 2013

Water Buffalos are like cows… but with a lot more “Scary” and “Come at me bro” added in.

— Tweeting Badger (@zootweetslive) June 26, 2013

 

Wondering how a badger tweets? BG explains:

By moving around my enclosure I just triggered this tweet. See the tech that helps me do it.

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