Jilted husband sells his side of the bed on Gumtree

bed Jilted husband sells his side of the bed on Gumtree

Hell, the old adage reminds us, hath no fury like a woman scorned.

But a Cape Town man is turning that notion on its head by selling his half of the marital bed on classifieds website Gumtree – apparently to get revenge on his unfaithful ex-wife.

The advert, sorted into the category “Beds”, was posted yesterday.

It begins: “Well used ½ bed!!!!!!”

“I’m moving and selling my side of the bed. Well-used, but some of that egg-carton foam would probibly (sic) fix it right up.

“My brand new ex-wife still owns the other sideof (sic) the bed but don’t worry, she doesn’t seem to mind sharing it with complete strangers.”

The ad’s author continues: “BONUS: This bed is ALWAYS warm due to it never going more than a few hours without someone being in it! This comes in especially hand if you’re away working hard to make enough to cover the bond payments.”

He concludes: “NOTE: Apparently there’s been like 3 different guys that may be able to claim squatters’ rights on my side of the bed since they spent more time in it than I did. Not sure what the rules are on that.

“Send me an offer if you are interested.”

The cellphone number accompanying the ad went straight to voicemail this afternoon – an automated message which declared “this person’s mailbox is full”.

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